Outrage upon seeing the poor & most affluent

Outrage upon seeing the poor & most affluent living practically side-by-side in slums & luxury villas of Mumbai were tempered with the realization this was a microcosm of the world
and that she was one of the rich.
Wealth had nothing to do with it, she thought. She was well-off but others were far richer.
Billionaires were from a different planet. A planet she wanted to die on. But she didn't want to put in the work. She put all her hopes on her only child, Angus McGregor-Lipawitz.
Angus McGregor-Lipawitz worked hard to gain her mom a spot in the Billionaire planet cemetery. When he finished school he spent all of his time working a decent job for his mom unt
Il one day the realisation hit him like a nail in a coffin. "I can raid the dead!" he exclaimed. "Angus, vomit clear up on aisle 3" Billionaire planet cemetery. Twas too perfect.
And so it was that on that very day, he and Angus quit their crummy jobs and went out into the universe to raid the dead and pull a few bucks off the rich at the same time. Aye, it
was a good day to fly off into another galaxy hoping the intergalactic police will not catch us. Angus suddenly stopped me and said: "Look out, I think that you
caught feelings for me." How... how did he know? It's something I had barely admitted to myself. Looking into his eyes I suddenly didn't care if I got thrown into space jail. Angus
was devastated for me: "Thanks so much for taking the rap! The mere thought of you pining away in some galactic dungeon…is HOT! I'm filing for conjugal visitation rights." REALLY!?

Started: 2014-04-06 16:12:11
Finished: 2019-07-02 03:43:28

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