Baba Yaga the Hutu was sick of the jokes.
- Baba Yaga the Hutu was sick of the jokes.
- Apparently people no longer find OJ Simpson jokes humorous anymore. BabaYaga the Hutu went to the local book store to find some joke books to spice up his standup routine, when he
- found upon 101 most offensive jokes of 1700s. BabaYaga the Hutu knew this could save his comedy career, so he bought the book and started to read. "What do you get when you cross a
- centipede with a parrot?" silence. "A walkie-talkie!" BabaYaga the Hutu waited. Squawkers slapped him. "That was offensive to me and my kind." Squawkers thought this washed-up
- Noisy bird should nest in a different tree. Nona agreed. Their eyases needed privacy! The library staff could name and band the eyases, but no other birds could approach their nest
- without hearing an earful from Squawkers. So it was quite the consternation one morning when a couple of shifty looking birds decided to perch on the railing just in front of his d
- -iorama depicting the Death of George Washington using only macaroni noodles. Squawkers, being parrot of simple ways, had cooked the macaroni first. The shifty birds ate the pasta,
- but the Eagle of Jow collected all the birds, let them have their joy, then squeezed the macaroni out of them into the Cauldron of Making. The "Death of George Washington" diorama
- won first prize for its very realistic portrayal of ordure. Unfortunately, Strega Nonna's macaroni pasta project kept spewing out elbow macaroni until all of the fourth grade was
- covered from head to toe. It was the funniest thing that'd ever happened to them, they agreed, when they recounted the story at their 50th high school reunion.Then they all hugged!
- Started
- 2013-05-09 03:26:02
- Finished
- 2019-10-14 20:14:57
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Zetawilk Oct 23 2019 @ 16:15
I'd sooner sample the cooking of Strega Nonna's pasta than one of Baba Yaga's heroic frogs.