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After Disney sucked it dry and left it to

  • After Disney sucked it dry and left it to die in the form of 23 installments, the Star Wars franchise received a little mouth-to-mouth from the adult film industry. Episode XXX was
  • an effort,but the scene featuring Chewbaka,Hans Solo and lea's buns was by far the best one and got a standing ovation at the PornPremiumAwards
  • . "How 'bout that, Andy?" said Barney."I never 'got' those Star Wars puns 'til just this minute!" Andy chuckled."Well, Barn. It's not like we've been invited to these porn awards
  • ... or should I say "Gorn awards". "You fool," I said. "The Gorn was in Star Trek, not Star Wars!". He looked suitably chastised. Anyway, the porn awards happened, and we went with
  • enormous Minnie Mouse shoes strapped onto our feet. As I suspected, porn makers are avid members of the Mickey Mouse Club & plastic ears proliferated. The Porn Award for Biggest
  • Cheese went to a legendary Porn film producer named Larry Bagtrippen. He had a three piece suit made of leather and bedazzle metal things and lots of chunky
  • Journals crammed with notes on survival among the precariat. Larry was into whatever brought in money and did various gigs as needed to feed his family. extra sharp cheddar chees
  • e would make things right tonight with the missus. She liked to dabble some of it behind her ears when they dallied. She was convinced the cheese heightened his ardor. Maybe it did
  • and maybe it didn't, but he always took her out for pizza afterward. I won't go into details of how things went between them that night, but let's just say they had a jumbo double
  • chocolate fudge cheese crust pie with applesauce & frog eyes toppings (they were too into each other to notice), & held hands as they lay side by side having their stomachs pumped.
Started
2013-03-01 15:03:27
Finished
2017-07-29 17:24:16

4 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 01 2017 @ 19:07

    For some reason the url of this story screamed out at me: j37dq I think I will go see if they have double chocolate fudge cheese crust pie at the Dairy Queen behind my house.
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    LordVacuity Aug 01 2017 @ 19:08

    sorry, j39dq
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    Woab Aug 02 2017 @ 12:09

    Ice's ending was perfect.
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    IceSquad Aug 02 2017 @ 12:48

    Let's just say your setup sent my imagination into overdrive.

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