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The frustrated butcher knicked Tommy by his

  • The frustrated butcher knicked Tommy by his shirt's collar. The child gagged. "You won't learn your lesson, will ya kid?" he threatened. The doors to the white van opened.
  • The butcher shoved tommy in among the slabs of beef & sausage hanging from their hooks & closed the meat wagon's door. Tommy shivered & fashioned himself a meat suit to keep warm
  • . He'd just added lambs heart ear muffs to his ensemble when, with the squeal of metal on metal, the meat wagon derailed. Tommy was hurled into a snow bank leaving a bloody stain
  • on the Bank's lobby. The Snow Bank was invented by Iceland. Instead of cold hard cash, the Snow Bank had cold hard snow deposits. Ever since global warming the bank's popularity
  • skyrocketed; countries around the world burned their currency in exchange for snow coins. But global warming melted them and the Ice Age hit a day later and they had no money, so
  • people had to talk with their neighbots despite their wildly wrong ideas and try to form some kind of social mesh. But many were stricken with Advotainment Withdrawal Symptom, so
  • Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk were overwhelmed and couldn't schedule patients more than three years ahead for brain surgery. This was eugenics at work, the Onion reporter wrote in 2016. Sadly,
  • those words had temporal reverberations that escaped up into her past. Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk knew he had to follow them. He couldn't allow a time travelling Eugenic loose in the past.
  • The last time he did, thousands of people were murdered in a genocide and Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk's Grandmother was murdered in the tragedy. That caused him to experience the
  • -ological doubt. He left his practice and walked out to the hills, hoping to die from exposure. Instead he was adopted by a tribe of hippies and experienced spiritual forgiveness.
Started
2013-12-29 22:25:43
Finished
2017-07-22 11:08:16

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