Harry Potter arrived early and had made a

Harry Potter arrived early and had made a paperbag lunch. Bilbo Baggins ambled down the cobble path to meet him by the switch yard. They were ready for a full day of train spotting
but like always Gandolph showed his craggy wizened tobacco stained head and interfered with Bilbo's plans to be doughy and comfortable.
Gandolph's Alzheimer's had worsened into a state of constant demented paranoia. It was very sad. Try as he might, Bilbo could not convince him that the burning eye he kept seeing w
asn't the masonic eye floating above a pyramid. Gandalph was tormented by the unfounded fear that an unseen organization was taking control of Middle Earth. Bilbo tried to reason
with him, explaining that "Middle Earth" was simply an allegory -- but a not so clandestine community was in fact trying to seize control of the Middle East. Gandalph vehemently
denied that 'Middle Earth', was an allegory for anything, despite anything he may have said previously and sometimes a story is just a story. Gandalph liked to spoil everyone's fun
But Gandalf was a native of Middle Earth. It was better than Niburu by furlongs. One could perambulate and watch the fall colours all they wanted to. Niburu had nanobots working to
overthrow the Pook of Tosanga Spaces. The nanobots were to get their instructions from Gandalf but he hadn't been smoking Shire Tobacco but Mordor's Ochre Odour laced with Spider's
Hellfire. Needless to say, the nanobots should've been directed to take a right to Bezea but instead cranked a left to albuquerqy. Soon the Pook became the penultimate
Wrong Way Charlie and was the butt of many thoughtless jokes. Sure, the Pook was lost, but really, who isn't?

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