His son came to him with a picture of a family,
- His son came to him with a picture of a family, in crayon, holding hands in front of a box house with a smiling yellow sun. His dad hawked a loogey and spat it right on the drawing
- "I want your Mother's brests augmented, and I want them augmented now." Crying, little Ricky set to work, wiping away Desi's spittle, and drawing a fuller busom on Lucy.
- This made him hungry. So, he turned to his father and asked
- if it was OK for vampires to snack on zombies. Embarrassed, his father started hemming and hawing about
- banshees and manticores.Why did vampires,warewolves and zombies get all the atention?Who made them kings of all things dark?There's some good monsters being neglected nowadays.He
- felt so strongly about this that he put on his best mummy costume and began murdering random strangers once per week. After a couple months
- his budget for gauze was exhausted, so he took to other costumes made of found objects. Although he was still murdering random strangers, it became performance art. When he saw
- the nightly news report the sighting of a man wearing a fullbody condom made of run-in pantyhose who was suspected of being involved in what waspreviously thought to be the
- biggest Adult Novelty Shop Heist of the century. IT seconded only to the great dildo-napping of 1892. And was far better played. In any case he was obviously the culprit.
- and was sent to jail immediately on the knowledge that he sucked
- Started
- 2011-01-30 14:29:18
- Finished
- 2011-03-19 09:48:57
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