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Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure

  • Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure
  • FOR HUMAN FLESH.
  • I'd hid it in my freezer behind the peas. It was the last item on the Scavenger Hunt checklist for Pitter-Pat Daycare, just after "rusty bucket". The hunters became the hunted when
  • they told everyone "Alright, now start killing each other!" Left and right I saw it, the bloodshed and senseless warfare, limbs flying from here to there, cries, and laughter. I
  • was bored. People make such a big deal out of maiming and killing each other. If you think about it, that's all that's been going on for thousands of years. A foot landed on my sho
  • rn scrotum and I exclaimed loudly. But that was also an old standby, except maybe the shaving part, that was a little more recent in terms of acceptability. I countered by lodging
  • an anvil in his nose & shoving it waaaay on up there into his sinus cavity. "OOooo-ummmph!" he grunted nasally, doubling over. Now it was his turn again. He staggered over to
  • measure his nose in the nose measurer he knocked over a some of the prizes stacked on a table. A box of nasal clippers, 4 boxes of tissues and a nasal spray fell onto the floor
  • with a copy of 'Erotic Nose Caressing - The Jefforama Way'. Well, he had to win those prizes now! He enhanced his already considerably schnozzle with a large blob of silly putty
  • and dare I say it? I will. I was putty in his hands ... errr schnoz.

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