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When the city of Denver is remembered, it

  • When the city of Denver is remembered, it will be remembered for the way its soldiers fought and died against the fearsome militants of Arizona and their eradication machines.
  • And then Denver will be remembered for is what those eradication machines tried to eradicate, Denver will always be known for the Denver Omelette. He was the hero of
  • the ova-lacto set. But that was before genetically modified eggs hit the scene. Sure, omelettes would never be the same, but the real casualty was
  • the estate of Dr. Seuss. Because now, eggs really WERE green and the egg industry was in arms, seeing that classic book as an insult to the genetically modified eggs. It was brutal
  • to see Sam go up in flames at the book burning. He had to stop this crime. It would only lead to more tyranny, before the tyrannous yolk of the egg board was on all citizens.
  • And before you know it the head's would roll at the chopping block. Then our fledgling democracy'd be toast. I decided to compete with my own book burning - but the books i'd burn
  • were all be written by Graham Greene. Everything from "The man within." to "No mans land." This would be the greatest
  • book report ever written. The margins were perfect, the font stylish yet subtle -- but was it good enough to save his life? He handed it to the masked man and crossed his fingers.
  • 'This' the masked man said with poise 'is the most miserable thing I have ever seen and I happen to be immortal.' He threw it in the fireplace and sipped his sherry.
  • As soon as the sherry touched his tongue, he knew it had been poisoned. His time short, he gulped the sherry. Why waste good alcohol? He sighed, defeated, as blackness overtook him

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