The goblin snarled, brandished its spear,
- The goblin snarled, brandished its spear, yelled "Bree Yark!" at the top of its lungs, then charged. The magic user cast Floating Disc, is only spell, then ran back to the Keep on
- the centaur bard's back. Unfort, the druid dryad's pet fernhound tried to fetch the Flying Disc. The goblin rolled a nat 20 and screed "Jumanji!" The magic user, flat-footed,
- suddenly recognized that he was a hopeless geek and retired to his "dungeon" for the rest of his miserable life. During the final two weeks, he did nothing but perform online
- Folding stories and starting 700 new ones. His laughter was contagious and was heard for several miles. Then, a member of Folding Stories gave him a room in his house, rent free.
- However, this was only under the condition that Bob folded all of John's stories. One day, Bob failed to do so & was kicked out. Since folding stories was not a marketable skil
- it was difficult for Bob to find work. At the end of the day, he found himself flipping burgers at a Sonic in Ryan, Iowa. "It's what you get for majoring in FoldingStory," his dad
- said before dying his 23rd FoldingStory death. He'd be back again because there is lots of time to fold stories while waiting in line at the DMV. When he did get an interview, he
- somehow said all the right things in all the right ways because they offered him the job right on the spot! "I accept!" "Good! You start immediately" they told him. Dumbfounded, he
- was lead to the CEO's office, where they had already painted his name on the door. They stripped him of his Burger King uniform and dressed him in an Armani suit. Then they left
- him there. In his Armani suit, he sat down at pondered on life for 5 minutes. Then he stood up and opened his office door, "Free burgers for everyone! With nuggets too!".
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- 2013-08-02 16:56:55
- Finished
- 2018-08-23 22:06:02
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LordVacuity Aug 24 2018 @ 00:21
Where do I pick mine up?
jayursus Aug 24 2018 @ 09:36
Nuggets of what? I'm hoping for gold...
LordVacuity Aug 24 2018 @ 17:00
Could I swap my free hamburger and nuggets for a country ham and egg biscuit sandwich with a sharp cheddar cheese?
SlimWhitman Aug 27 2018 @ 16:29
Does that sharp cheddar come with a consumer warning?
LordVacuity Aug 28 2018 @ 01:19
Maybe, maybe not; it depends on which sanctuary city you live in.