I knew it was a mistake once the box was
- I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really
- a box of 10 albino echidna babies? I remember looking through the albino animal catalog last Friday night whilst drinking a glass of red wine but I don't remember calling to order
- them. I looked down at my albino echidna babies in the box. They were so ugly they were cute, with their beady pink eyes & spiny, spiky coats. That one in the corner was my favorit
- e, I think I'll eat that one first. Are albino echidna babies better baked or fired? Who am I kidding everything is better fried! Their spiky coats were going to make this process
- difficult though - how does one best remove the spiky coats from albino echidna babies? After some thought, it came to me - I'll have my tea-cup Tyrannosaurus's nibble them off!
- The foregoing was the first draft of Pokemon. Originally it was going to be British children forcing miniature dinosaurs to fight one another. That version actually almost made
- Margaret Thatcher invade Japan. Luckily, she collected the scalps of 150 British orphans and used them to summon the ghost of Winston Churchill. He worked with Pokemon's developers
- to devise a kinder, gentler imperial foreign policy. The document ran 13,847 pages -- a tad long for his tastes -- but it was comprehensive. Satisfied, W. Churchill lit a Havana
- street lamp and strolled the empty, wet streets, puffing his cheeks against the warm Caribbean breeze. Any minute now, the British Expeditionary Force would be
- arriving, they'd have oolong & battenberg & yolky custard. It'd all be over!…Behind him in the ruddy mud, a befuddled Punisher Recon One twiddled his NVGs and fiddled with his M40…
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grok Nov 28 2015 @ 06:48
to be continued with Chaz's fold: http://foldingstory.com/0fmzp/