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"You walkin around like you so black and

  • "You walkin around like you so black and beautiful, but what are you really? Just some white guy from Chicago with some superficial upgrades." The lady had a point and it would be
  • silly to make a pretense of it now with his tenure ending & all. "In fact, I'm not white either. The whole business about my birthplace is amusing to me since I wasn't born. I was
  • exuded from Sapiens Tube #4968 and all of your pointless chatter is about to be rendered even more pointless when the OverLords arrive from Pluto's core." Chuck Norris didn't like
  • remembering stuff that happened in the future, which is why he punched lions in the mouth and wrestled Jesus in his spare time.
  • "Really, Jesus has free time? When?" Then he remembered he wasn't going to like the answer to he skipped ahead a few dozen years to that barista he was talking up about a position.
  • That position was to be a prophet.
  • I made up some work experience and sent them my resume. I was surprised when I was called in for an interview. "So, tell us about your work as a carnival psychic," said the boss.
  • "Well, that was kind of a fluke," I retorted. Then without warning I lept up on the table and pointed at the Sr. Exec. VP. "YOU!" I cried. "You are the one they trust yet - I kno
  • -tted you that very nice owl-themed macrame wall-hanging," I shouted, indicating the work of art on the boardroom wall, "But you never thanked me!" The other directors gasped
  • with delight. I saw my mistake at once: I'd just made it clear to them that I was turning to art merely as an escape from a job I found unrewarding. So much for reinventing myself.
Started
2016-10-29 15:40:24
Finished
2018-09-02 06:04:33

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Sep 02 2018 @ 06:35

    Those board members really know their pop psychology.
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    Woab Sep 02 2018 @ 12:01

    Chav's ending is hilarious.

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