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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.

  • The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
  • and he was perplexed, I mean the internet said I was the last man on earth, so who could it be? The knocks became louder and I became scared. I creeped closer to the door.
  • I reached out and touched somebody. It was my nurse or maybe it was her ghost I wasn't quite sure. Before I could ask I heard a rattling of chains and banging
  • . Someone was banging nurse Betty. Damn! I was too late. She was the hottest nurse in this Old Folk's Home and she loved liver-spotted powdery old wrinkled men. I hadn't had sex
  • since Loose Lucy had passed and was determined to find out who was tapping nurse Betty. I posted up outside the room, but must have dozed off on my walker because when I opened my
  • voluptuous eyes, I was in Nigeria. The land was dryer than the ashes on my elbows, and the air had a distinct heat to it that made my bum burn. The sweat was dribbling down my
  • everything, the courting ritual was making me nervous. The elder handed me a stick with a skull tip and greased my elbows. This happens whenever I look at a girl. Maybe I'll switch
  • To another location and attend another club in Berlin? There are plenty there, and some are legerndary. I googled nightclubs in Berlin and found a long list! I scheduled a bus to
  • Das Lilliputan. It comes highly recommended by this hot new website liked by those in your demographics and life styles. Ask before midnite and we'll throw in Hot Rice #2 & a coke.
  • (We had thought it would be obvious what was in Hot Rice #2, but after several complaints we had to remove it from the menu and offer Hot Rice #1, which wasn't much better.)

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