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The baby came out of the mother covered in

  • The baby came out of the mother covered in goo but smoking a cohiba cigar. It looked at the shocked doctor and said, "
  • Yo, doc, I hacked up a lung back in the womb." The newborn was talking, wheezing, and smoking through a little hole in his neck. The birthgoo put out his cigar so he searched for
  • a lighter. "See!" exclaimed the doctor. "That's why women shouldn't smoke when they're pregnant. They end up with kids who smoke more cigars than Hugh Hefner." The newborn coughed
  • heartily, and it seemed as though a lung would come out, but a few quick pounds to the chest cleared it right up. The newborn then began speaking gibberish with a raspy smokers
  • burbling, followed by a little bit of a primal scream, then belted out a spine-tingling cover of "Betty Davis Eyes". The parents and the staff were astounded and didn't know
  • if they should exorcise the youth or excercise the youth. They finally decided to put the youth on The X-Factor. "...and she'll tease you, just to please you..." with loud shrieks.
  • "I'm sorry, I fell asleep somewhere in there," Babbity Bumble replied. The giant honking bee had his face resting on one hand, but picked it up when he caught the delicious honey
  • scent slowly wafting by. The Queen bee was in no mood for jokes at all. 'You dare to sleep, you little insignificant wanker bee?' Babbity Bumble cowered, 'N-No Ma'am, n-no, I meant
  • that I wanted to sleep with *you*... you're so... um... sexy, with your... er... furry antennae?" he faltered. "Oh, Babbity! I've longed to hear you say such sweet words to me!"She
  • began to tickle his privates with them.He felt awkward recalling trysts with a Borg Queen,Wookie with pet Tribble,& a Horta & resolved to stop picking up girls at SciFi conventions

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