Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas

Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas future to take him to the stock exchange. He even offered to give the ghost his fair share of the winnings.
But the Ghost of Christmas Future was as honest and honorable as Abraham Lincoln so Scrooge Bah-Humbugged himself to sleep. In the morning, he consulted Doc Brown and convinced him
to transport Scrooge back to the part of the future before the part where he died all alone, but just after he took over control of the Fed. Scrooge McDuck in a DeLorean was
sent to his personal pond, where he was swimming alongside decoys. "So in the future, my Ducks-to-Stale-Bread Converter wipes out my real friends?" asked Scrooge McDuck. The Ghost
Eating Dragon-Zombie saw Scrooge McDuck for what he really was,
a really fat duck that would do great in a certain famous Chinese dish. But Eating Dragon-Zombie had never been one to appreciate the artistic prowess needed to create it. McDuck
had to find a new chef. Dragon-Zombie walked the streets slowly, peering into windows and stopping everywhere that had a "help wanted" sign posted. His smart dress shirt and shoes
were decent enough and (sniff sniff) Dragon-Zombie didn't even smell that bad. Desperate, DZ took a job as a fry cook at Chop Chop Suey' s fine Chinese restaurant, where his greasy
mother washed dishes. "Hey dish dawg!" he would yell to her, tickled that he was in a higher stratum. Dragon Zombie, the cousin of (yes, that) Rob, would later attend culinary
school, only to drop out in light of the instructors' raving incompetence and the shocking revelation that bone marrow is used in a surprising amount of dishes.

Started: 2011-12-13 16:15:09
Finished: 2013-10-31 01:38:29

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