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Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas

  • Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas future to take him to the stock exchange. He even offered to give the ghost his fair share of the winnings.
  • But the Ghost of Christmas Future was as honest and honorable as Abraham Lincoln so Scrooge Bah-Humbugged himself to sleep. In the morning, he consulted Doc Brown and convinced him
  • to transport Scrooge back to the part of the future before the part where he died all alone, but just after he took over control of the Fed. Scrooge McDuck in a DeLorean was
  • sent to his personal pond, where he was swimming alongside decoys. "So in the future, my Ducks-to-Stale-Bread Converter wipes out my real friends?" asked Scrooge McDuck. The Ghost
  • Eating Dragon-Zombie saw Scrooge McDuck for what he really was,
  • a really fat duck that would do great in a certain famous Chinese dish. But Eating Dragon-Zombie had never been one to appreciate the artistic prowess needed to create it. McDuck
  • had to find a new chef. Dragon-Zombie walked the streets slowly, peering into windows and stopping everywhere that had a "help wanted" sign posted. His smart dress shirt and shoes
  • were decent enough and (sniff sniff) Dragon-Zombie didn't even smell that bad. Desperate, DZ took a job as a fry cook at Chop Chop Suey' s fine Chinese restaurant, where his greasy
  • mother washed dishes. "Hey dish dawg!" he would yell to her, tickled that he was in a higher stratum. Dragon Zombie, the cousin of (yes, that) Rob, would later attend culinary
  • school, only to drop out in light of the instructors' raving incompetence and the shocking revelation that bone marrow is used in a surprising amount of dishes.

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