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The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid

  • The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid objects like a balloon in the air. Is it a dream or are the objects a dream?
  • “Trick question – the movement is a dream,” my sister answered. These riddles were a piece of cake for her. “Okay, Ms. Smartypants, how about this one: A wolf, a goat, and cabbage
  • babushka man traveled in a handbasket and asked the bartender for directions. Who stole second base?" I shot back, a petulant tone added for emphasis. My genius sister didn't
  • get it. The smart ones always fell down on the simplest questions! Really, "Who stole second base?". We were overheard by the guy at the next table. He walked up and said
  • "I did," and dropped 2nd base on the table, upsetting the candelabra. We froze. It was one of Cantonelli's boys, a big one, mean mug and something big under his overcoat. "Let this
  • One shatter into at least 2,692 pieces and the world will know we mean business." Then it shattered into at least 4,712 pieces, putting us into the Guinness Book of World Records!
  • Wow! It beat the 4375 shatters of the man who slipped on ice walking his dog & broke all the bones in his hands, arms, & face. He felt so fortunate to beat that man & enter Guiness
  • Impersonating Walken contests all over the world. He had gotten his start doing Brennan Impersonating Capote Impersonating Derrida. He'd won a Nobel Prize in Literature for that.
  • But the best prize he ever received was for his impression of Walken impersonating Chubby Checkers singing "I'm Walken, yes indeed, and I'm talkin' 'bout you and me...". The trophy
  • was so large when they handed him it. He fell off the stage into the dinner cake. Luckily everyone though it was part of the show. There were cheers and they all licked him clean.
Started
2012-03-20 22:08:15
Finished
2017-06-07 19:52:59

4 Comments

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    Woab Jun 08 2017 @ 10:42

    This is a story of some gravity. Lots of things falling and dropping, here.
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    LordVacuity Jun 08 2017 @ 19:25

    I do believe, by shoddy memory only, that song was by Fats Domino.
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    Woab Jun 09 2017 @ 11:25

    Your shoddy memory serves you well. Both Fats and Chubby did that song. Musta been a weight thing.
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    LordVacuity Jun 09 2017 @ 13:11

    They were both advised to walk it off.

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