Fairy dust does not exist? Well, tell that

Fairy dust does not exist? Well, tell that to Pam, who
was always rubbing herself down with that crap! I mean really? Doesn't she realize its how Ramona the stripper dressed back when
macrame was all the rage and the Brady Bunch was still on TV and not in reruns? Nowadays, people just
have no sense of style. We have watched those six kids go from kinda cute, to a litter of super freaks. Marsha never got her nose fixed and rumor has it her and her brother
had never seen a dentist in their lives! It was a shame really what had become of them. I bet soon they would end up doing hard time or even dead due to
their Mountain Dew addiction. Of all the sweet, sugary substances they had to get caught up in, this has to be the worst. Heck, Oreos are a better
if they are Double-Stuff Oreos. He liked to make Jolt Cola Nutter-Butter, Marshmallow, Pinwheel casseroles. Once he had eaten so much caffeine and sugar that
for the next few days his urine was a toxic shade of orange that reacted as if carbonated when it hit the toilet water. In fact, there was a minor explosion down
the sewer pipe every time he flushed. The guy next door had been drinking bleach and when combined with his toxic orange urine, it detonated, blowing fetid shrapnel rats & manhole
debris for hundreds of feet around. That they had been hiding there the whole time hardly was noticed by anyone. Slowly, the shadowy figure walked toward the exit and vanished.

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