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I didn’t know what happened for the next

  • I didn’t know what happened for the next ten seconds because I was running back to my car. When I returned, Ronny was screaming something through the geyser of blood in his mouth
  • which sounded like horrid gargling. It sounded like he said, "You can get three for ninety-nine cents." It didn't make sense under the circumstances and then a giant needle
  • flew in the window and punctured my enromous boil. Oh, the relief!
  • One down, 17 to go. The other boils weren't as big as that first one, but they were angrier. After the first one went,
  • Julius cursed himself for buying this lotion that claimed to make the wearer irresistible to women. "Pheromax" it was called. But now he was in a fix, and late for his hot date.
  • The press of female bodies kept him from making any headway, and the girlish shrieks drowned out his thoughts, preventing him from formulating an escape plan. It seemed hopeless.
  • Just then, his fairy godfather appeared & in a shrill voice bespake, "Do not fear the temptations of naked flesh, for thou art a Welshman." The poof dinged his nose with his wand
  • "you're right!" said the Welshman. "What has come over me?" he asked himself. "because I have laid eyes on her bare body, I tremble and stutter like a fool" With a wink, the fairy
  • grew to immense size, quickly ballooning well beyond the limits of the house. Walls collapsed and debris flew everywhere as the fairy grew and grew. With a deep, booming laugh,
  • Ladybird Johnson flew out of the night sky, wielding an over-sized darning needle as a lance. The fairy, fatally skewered, uttered a quiet "Meep!" and evanesced. Ladybird smiled.
Started
2011-02-02 02:35:57
Finished
2012-09-21 16:48:04

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 21 2012 @ 16:58

    Daffyd Thomas of Little Britain lives.

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