He inherited the cryogenic deep freeze business
- He inherited the cryogenic deep freeze business from his dad in the late teens. It was a pretty easy until the great drought of 2017. With rolling brown outs, the dead were
- thawing out like hot pockets on the Devil's neck. But when the dead thaw out, the jelly starts forming. The investors were coming today, and his Cryogenic company was
- -ted their money on warm koozies for the cryogenic pods. "Whew, I was sweating in there!" said Biggie Smalls as he returned to consciousness. I knew I couldn't let him see
- himself in the mirror. Biggie had sweated off 100 lbs and was now Smalls again. So we inadvertently discovered the cryogenic sweatbox diet, but Biggie prided himself on his girth
- and promptly ate until he became Biggie again. He ate everything, food, cars, small children. He couldn't control himself. Mild-mannered Smalls was the Jekyll & Hyde of body image.
- His tailor measured his suits on a fortnightly basis because Smalls body would change so often he would need new clothes. Biggie just wore a tent and then later a
- Family of geese joined him under it while it rained. He had a week's worth of meals while being flat broke and having two shiners. Mrs. Goose and her offspring flew off and escaped
- Mr Goose quacked and quacked, but the Mrs. just wouldn't come back and months later filed for divorce and ran off to Reno with a duck thirty moths younger than herself. "Hey Chick,
- ," he said smiling. "Hey chickychickchick." He loved say y-word-word. "I'm Mr. Gooseygoosegoose." He beamed. "Are you okayeyokayokay?" "Yes," snapped the duck. "Why do you keep on?
- repeating your words?" But the duck heard no reply. It was only the delusions of his starved body. In the black pit, the graveyard of his kind, the last duck in the world died.
- Started
- 2011-10-11 19:40:24
- Finished
- 2016-05-28 08:55:35
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Chaz May 28 2016 @ 10:04
When I started this fold, 2017 was 6 years away. The brownouts are fast approaching.