Secretart was a super hero for the sex-obsessed

Secretart was a super hero for the sex-obsessed 21st century.
She had masculine tendencies and a penchant for wearing magenta lipstick, which she hid under her sequined mask. Secretart blended in with the crowd pretty well at Halloween, but
All Hollows Eve was behind now,and Secretart had to improvise.She went back to her boudoir where she had a powerfull grimoire hidden on a secret alcove and cast a glamour spell
Now she was SecreTART, emphasis on the tart. Time to test her new appeal. She put on her best southern belle dress and popped into the local speakeasy.
She'd been wrapped in pie crust and dragged by a team of horses. She was supposed to jump out of the tart for the local Sheriff's birthday.
Or perhaps a tart was supposed to jump out of her like a ping pong ball out of a Vietnamese... She always got these kinds of things confused, particularly after imbibing more than
Two bottles of Jagermeister. Her Siamese cat was trained to alert others when she was drunk. Taipan would end up doing this daily, in recent weeks. Her mum was very concerned too.
Taipan would wear herself out with worry. So her mum bored into the region's plot engine and removed any exit points that left the storyline hanging so far off that nobody could re
-turn it to its proper receptacle. So Taipan took a week off from work to rest. As she rested, she realized that she didn't want to have to worry about her job ever again. So she
stayed home another week without calling in. After that, it was like her job never existed. Now all Taipan had to do was win the lottery. Or murder her millionaire spinster aunt.Or

Started: 2012-10-21 11:50:22
Finished: 2017-05-09 02:47:02

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