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At the changing of the pants ceremony a crowd

  • At the changing of the pants ceremony a crowd of tourists gathered. Everyday Vernon would change his pants at exactly 9.23 pm. The best spot for viewing the changing of the pants
  • depended on one's proclivities, but it was generally thought to be from the first joint of the second toe. From there, tourist ogled the pants-changing ceremony. Pants and much m
  • uch much much more crease technology than American's are used to. The "Changing Of The Pants" used a very special form of cotton-blended Dockers with Astro pleats lining the
  • absolutely everything, and, as a little known bonus feature, this technique allowed you to use a pair of pants to warp and shift the world around you. Don't try this at home, kids!
  • Pants shifting can tear the fabric of spacetime which can be pretty embarrassing. Once I was pants shifting in the library and ended up in a temporal paradox involving my zipper
  • and a pair of koalas. Last time I ever try using spacetime mechanics to boost my fashion cred. Nowadays, I put on my pants like the rest of you: in a stable time loop.
  • Otherwise I forget my pants in another time era & have to use the pants from the past And those balloon like pantaloons are only good if you're headed for the 80"s, & tights real
  • Good if you're skinny. I guess whoever donated those was generation Z. Unfortunately there were too many for NY taste and I instead went with sweat pants from Chicago. They fit.
  • But they felt West Coasty. He let it slide, at first, because he was in a hurry to pick up an Uber. As the evening continued he started saying Dude and You'd Think So a lot. When
  • he started saying "righteous" and "bogus" it was time to throw him out of the car. I watched as his body landed in the waves at Big Sur. Bogus for him. Righteous for me.
Started
2013-05-02 11:10:35
Finished
2017-03-28 14:38:03

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Mar 28 2017 @ 18:22

    Righteous! I was thinking the last straw words were going to be gnarly catching air.
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    Rebbie Mar 29 2017 @ 16:12

    Moral of the story is stick with safety pants folks or you may end up in another time being arrested by the not fashion police for tossing your less fashionable buddy out of the car. I knew I should have gone with the tried and true straight legged jeans.
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    SlimWhitman Mar 29 2017 @ 16:31

    Didn't Bill & Ted pants shift throughout history in some movie? What was it's name...

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