I could block him cuz he spammed me. But
- I could block him cuz he spammed me. But I had a second thought about how I could handle him.
- So I published his deed in a fold, little knowing that the unfolding story would foresee his blighted future life. The The spam he sent me was not your run-of-the-mill spam.
- It was Spam Baby and it was heading back in salty revenge. It'd grown since it's been in the voidcradle. It was gargantuan, climbing up the folds like a pink king kong in a daiper
- and man did that diaper stink. Spam Baby was a wiley but twisted child, a psychopath because he stayed too long in the voidcradle. His plan for revenge involved a can of sardines
- and a phishing scam. Spam Baby would advertise the sardines and request interested parties to email their expression of interest. By harvesting email addresses Spam Baby's Phishing
- operation grew into a whale of a problem for the authorities. The sardines that Spam Baby advertised were of course of the highest quality, but the tins were small and most people
- were confused. What was their porpoise anyway? Most people just wanted that reward at the end of the rainbow trout. Spam Baby was a little hard of herring though, and
- kept re-hashing the whale subject. "You're floundering," I told Spam Baby flatly. "Stop clownfishing around and snap it up, you worm!" He fidgeted but then took it hook line and
- leaded weight. Flatfishing it out of there with the line hanging out of his mouth I could hear him humming row row row your boat until suddenly it
- spawned on me, he wanted a singalong. So I started, a little late and a lot off key, but the feeling was there. By the end, I woke up thinking, life "is" but a dream.
- Started
- 2012-09-15 02:38:15
- Finished
- 2016-02-03 17:51:47
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Chaz Feb 03 2016 @ 20:22
Four years in the making.
SlimWhitman Feb 05 2016 @ 06:10
... and well worth the lead weight.
foldmeonce Feb 08 2016 @ 15:51
*Groan*