Many years later, as he faced the firing
- Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Maximiliano Buenasnoches was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover
- the joy of watching pinko rebels gunned down by firing squad. Col. Buenasnoches thought of the irony as he stared down 9 rebel-issued rifles. "Wait!" he said "I have information on
- Gen. Bogusnachos! He is quite rich! There is gold bullion buried beneath his hot tub!" The rebel leader stared at Col. Buenasnoches, then signaled his comrades to lower their
- arms & go dig for gold in Gen. Bogusnachos' bathroom. Col. Buenasnoches, thus spared, was free to traverse the mountains on a passing mule. A gypsy in a harsh accent accosted him
- with a red felt handkerchief. He was disgusted. He hated gypsy anything. But the Gypsy held up a crystal ball and said, "Col. Buenasnoches you are cursed by the evil turkey god
- He thought to himself, "Eh, Thanksgiving's coming up soon, we'll be eating the turkey god, who cares what he thinks?" He looked at the crystal ball again, and realized that
- he was staring at the Turkey God's reflection. Before he had time to react all he heard was "BAAAKAAAWWWWK!!!" A piercing pain. A warm substance streamed down his face.
- Was it gravy? He was covered in it. The Turkey God spoke, "ARE YOU THANKFUL? ARE YOU?"
- But Turnkey the Turkey wasn't thankful. He ruffled his gravy soaked wings and impertinantly answered the Turkey God, "No, I'm not thankful! And I don't want to be gobbled up by the
- masses of ungratefuls who only want to get dinner over & done with so they can start their Christmas shopping! I demand a --" Those were Turnkey' s final words. A bit dry...
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SlimWhitman Oct 12 2014 @ 05:38
Buenas noches, Gneralissimo, the dreaded Gypsy 'Turkey Curse' caught up with you.
SlimWhitman Oct 12 2014 @ 05:49
Grandma's gravy http://foldingstory.com/sfmzg/