"Grok, tell joke. How many Neanderthals it

"Grok, tell joke. How many Neanderthals it take to make fire?"
Wham! Grok's tree branch smoted Bunga in the throat. Grok hated Bunga. He always gossiped at the water hole. Always made fun of Grok's loin cloth.
He would say things like "Grok's loin cloth" and everybody would laugh and laugh because they all knew what he was saying so much so that Bunga never had to preface his sentences
with any explanations at all. These phrases made Bunga so popular among his people that he became the star of his own show, which he put on every evening on the big yellow rock
on the edge of the abandoned middle school's parking lot. Bunga's early episodes were sketchy at best, but with practice he became faster at his rough drawings. Then caveman advert
ly caused the world to work together
to defeat Covid 19. Everyone was in the same boat now, and it was sinking fast. Scientists from many countries researched a vaccine, while doctors and nurses worked heroically.
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, world leaders, the disney corporation, 5g inventors and the Beatles laughed maniacally. "Fools, ignorant fools." Fuhrer Trump tweeted to the assem
assemble the army of robot Karens to help them gain all of the toilet papers to themselves. Suddenly John Lennon sneezed and the room turned to him and proceeded to
disrobe him and scour his home for canned goods and any other essentials. barricading the walls, they would be able to live safely here for months thanks to the underground bunker.

2 Comments

SlimWhitman Apr 11 2020 @ 15:36

Oh. whose there, or do i get two likes per fold now?
Flopp Apr 15 2020 @ 03:39

"Grok's loin cloth" - Bunga (~38,000 BCE)

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