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Put it under the tongue and switch on the

  • Put it under the tongue and switch on the battery. See? The new eSnuff tastes like the real thing!
  • No need to spit, no empty snuff! eSnuff recharges from your chewing movments! Bored with your current chew? Subscribe to our eSnuff flavors channel. Taste can evoke strong memories
  • and even sensations while you chew! The CHEWbacca flavor of this eSnuff gives you the ability to eat like a Wookiee. eSnuff has a ton more flavors as interesting as this one.
  • There is C-3PeaO and Wookie cookie. Esnuff that tastes like star wars leads to light speed and can take down any death star breath. But remember when using esnuff that the peril ly
  • e still burns if not used correctly. Esnuff isn't for everyone. Willus the Wookie had to find that out the hard way. He still has bald spots as a result. "Uhhhrr Arrharrharr."
  • Despite the bad experience of his friend Willus the Wookie, Elliot Parminter thought he would give esnuff a try himself, and inhaled it through all his digital pores. At first he w
  • as frightened; was it too much? Would he vomit it back out? Then he remembered his Linux programming and relaxed. He returned to puffing up the esnuff
  • And signed into Linux. That account still worked. There were emails from 1999. The face in the mirror looked at him and said, "No more plastic surgery, William!" He agreed.
  • He sighed a heavy sigh. He drank a heavy drink. And there, in his outdated browser window, he composed his first email since Y2K. "Dearest sirs," it began, "The songbird shall not
  • Mince any further words regarding this affair; not that he ever did but you have deemed so. Therefore, henceforth, consider our relationship ended.
Started
2014-03-22 22:37:15
Finished
2017-04-01 19:07:15

1 Comments

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    Rebbie Apr 04 2017 @ 15:08

    Yay! He broke his esnuff habit and can grow back his haaarrr.

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