Parenting is a cinch when you have a shovel
- Parenting is a cinch when you have a shovel and a basement.
- The latest in peer reviewed academic studies found that building sand castles and sand sculptures in a basement improved children's development. Fresh clean beach sand was
- really popular among those who have kids and prices for the sand skyrocketed. However there are concerns about the ecological consequences to the beach when the sand are removed.
- leaving only huge holes of saltwater for the sharks to mate. On one hand, that partly resolved their extinction issue, on the other all beaches are now infested by a great amount
- of rainbow coloured sharks, beached, like whales, like beached whales. Each weekend thousands would flock to these beaches to clear up the sharks. One man, Henry to be precise, had
- it down to a science. Henry would grab the dorsal fin, flick his wrist and the rainbow shark would sail back into the surf. Thus, shark flinging became olympic sport.
- And a popular one too. People from all sorts of places wanted to give it a shot now. How did it feel? They all wanted to know. Did they fling very high? What kind of sound did the
- flying pomegranate make? could they break all the seeds into one bowl with one swift kick against the wall? who came up with such a game nobody knows. what is the
- point of breaking them open anyway? does anyone even LIKE pomegranates? who would design a game around them? was it made as part of some weird marketing ploy? as the questions
- came rolling in, one thing became abundantly clear. This plan wasn't going to work. The pomegranates had not been taste tested and their organisation would suffer for it.
- Started
- 2015-08-31 20:54:21
- Finished
- 2015-09-05 19:17:45
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