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I heard a panoply of rattling and hissing

  • I heard a panoply of rattling and hissing coming from my boots. Woody suggested that a snake was the culprit, so when I flipped over my insulated pacs I was surprised to find
  • an African hissing cockroach. The T Rex was so disgusted he vomited all over Bopeep. However, the pig came along and ate it. Which made me puke inside my space
  • ship, I had to hurry and catch it before the puke floated into the sleeping quarters; since the pig was full from eating T-Rex's puke.
  • The flowing tide of vomit began to reach my knees and I felt as though I might do the technicolor yawn myself. I felt the acid in my throat and the rising contents of my stomach as
  • I spewed last night's lasagna all over Justin Bieber. He just happened to be standing in the same Starbucks line for a venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte. I finally meet my dream guy and I
  • finally got his hair to look, like cool, you know? And it turned out to be great hairgel too, 'cuz whatever Justin did, his hair stayed the way I barfed it. I immediately posted th
  • ... th ... the pictures to Faceoook. The only person who liked them was my mom. How embarrassing. So, I
  • flicked my long dark bangs to the other side of my head, stuck my earbuds in, cranked up the "Pinkie Pie Smile Smile Smile" song, applied eyeliner & counted my Mom's "likes".
  • I was a dark horse and I knew it. Maybe the other kids preferred playing with the Pinkie Pie types, but I didn't care. My rebellious spirit garnered me a new identity: Gothie Pie.
  • I knew that the only way I could take Pinkie Pie down was to establish a shadow government. The poor children would never see me coming. I am Gothie Pie. FEAR. ME. LITTLE CHILDREN.
Started
2011-07-14 15:13:48
Finished
2013-08-28 22:00:50

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Aug 28 2013 @ 22:04

    I read "panoply" as "prampy". What is a "prampy"? TFD has no answers for us.
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    buddyboy4711 Aug 29 2013 @ 15:47

    Is it like a Phanpy? That's my best (only) guess.
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    Zetawilk Aug 29 2013 @ 16:00

    Must be one o' them new Gen 6 evolutions.

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