One day there was someone walking and i ran
- One day there was someone walking and i ran up to him because his book bag was open so i stole the book bag and ran little did i notice there was my future.
- I tripped over my future and ended up with a broken tooth and this Shark sidekick we call Weebeau but insists his name is Dingy Do.
- (He is a hammerhead shark and can be very hard-headed about having us refer to him as "Dingy Do", but who wants to argue?) So Dingy Do and I went to find a dentist to fix my broken
- 3rd row incisor. On entering the receptionist & patients ran away screaming.Dingy Do said the ugly gap in my smile scared'em.We finally cornered the dentist. I'm a reasonable shark
- tank judge but the dentist blew my last gasket when he laughed, “Well goddam! What are you gonna take pictures of — nekkid horses?"
- I paused, camera poised over the horses who had necks. "You know what? I am, and my art is my business; be it realist or dada. Besides, you are a dentist. Exactly what qualifies
- you to judge me or my artwork? Explain yourself!" I put my hands on hips to further display my dominance. The dentist simply held out his scraper and gestured toward the pony
- , as if to say "Go on, little dogie, before I take the drill to you!" I didn't need a second invitation. In my best John Wayne impersonation, I swaggered over to the pony & hopped
- On it so I could meet Cecil the Sealion at the Paradise Steakhouse. Cecil.told me he was writing a novella there and so he stayed at a corner table in the back with other sealion
- esses. He was a sly dog, that Cecil, and his novella was just an excuse- no a bait- to lure all the sealionesses into his tank. The other sealions were jealous but could do nothing
- Started
- 2015-09-25 12:28:06
- Finished
- 2016-08-30 09:14:15
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