You dont perplex cerebral cortexes of both
- You dont perplex cerebral cortexes of both sexes. You just drive a Lexus and flex your pecs at ladies and gents. But thats only my two cents. My opinion wont leave a dent. Only if
- that was what I meant. Instead I'll give you my two "scents." Easily passed because I am bent. The back of my pants made a gas tent. Sorry but I just had to vent.
- There was also a tipi on my head. I was having trouble sleeping and had to see a doctor about it. Between my gas tent problem and the tipi, it was understandable. I took my vali
- -ant chauffeur, Zee, by the elbow. "Drive me to the clinic. I might not make it. Be strong, and take care of my pet giraffe if I go." My giraffe is also named 'Zee'. My chauffeur
- used to my histrionics , replied "Ofcourse Sir Zee. I know just the Clinic." When we pulled up to the Metropolitan Zoo, the handlers led me to the Giraffe enclosure
- Where there were three little boys throwing paper airplanes. The giraffe grabbed one and ate it. Little Hans was laughing, but the giraffe spit it out and it flew away. All three
- little boys continued their race down the mountain and it was close but they all arrived to this village long after Nosepicker O'brien-Shmuck-Kim Jr., Mint. who had been haunting
- Millie's Yarn Emporium for the past ten minutes, even though he was unaware that the slam into the outer wall had killed him. "Can I get some service here?" his ghost yelled, but
- the racks upon racks of fashionable and reasonably-priced yarns didn't respond. Stooping to better examine a selection of mauve knitting needles, he gasped as his incorporeal form
- passed right through the mauve and into the tan. Beige, eveything was turning beige on him. He fell to his knees but he passed through the ground and is still falling. Even now.
- Started
- 2012-08-26 03:40:21
- Finished
- 2018-02-08 00:08:47
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Woab Feb 08 2018 @ 11:40
Nice ending, somesuch.
somesuch Feb 09 2018 @ 21:09
Ty