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There was a little jellyfish that lives in

  • There was a little jellyfish that lives in the sea.
  • JELLYTIM BELLHEAD! Soft-bodied, aquatic and scary is he! JELLYTIM BELLHEAD! If watery claptrap be something you want, JELLYTIM BELLHEAD!
  • Then stare at the tube 'til you're pale, wan and gaunt! JELLYTIM BELLHEAD! (5x) In this episode of JELLYTIM BELLHEAD we find Jellytim contemplating jellycide after he nearly loses
  • control of the JELLYTIM BELLHEAD delivery truck which is stacked floor to ceiling with cases of JELLYTIM BELLHEAD's
  • What are JELLYTIM BELLHEAD's, you ask? Only the most delicious hallucinogenic candy out there. Anyways, back to the story. As Jan pushed the truck driver out and took the wheel, he
  • managed to eat one of those Delicious, MoUtH-WaTeRiNg CaNdIes! it was so delicious, he forgot where he was driving to, and swerved off a cliff. He survived, and when he realized
  • the candles were actually not candles, but actually round cakes of weed, we got out of the crashed car and ran around, incredibly high. The police found him & tried to arrest him
  • but his ability to get out of tricky situations was unmatched. He simply said, "No thanks, man" and continued on, holding a weed cake in his left hand and a smirk on his face. We
  • asked him if he had to chose giving up one of the two, which one would he keep? He said the weed cake because when he gave up the smirk, the smirk was still there. We shied away.
  • , shrinking into the plot as fantastic convolutions distract you, dear reader, in conflagrations of words and glittering syllables twisting like hummingbird confetti.
Started
2017-10-31 07:02:22
Finished
2019-01-18 17:03:45

2 Comments

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    Woab Jan 19 2019 @ 14:41

    Lard, Lard- how I love a good hallucinogenic story. zxvasdf's ending was , well... can't talk... coming down...
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    ta-dah Jan 20 2019 @ 05:59

    The fact that a capital "i" was mistaken for an "l" made this story even better

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