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One day sam the skrub went to play a csgo

  • One day sam the skrub went to play a csgo competitive match and got rekt like a freakn skrub, hence his name. then he thought that he could possibly get better but got rekt by bots
  • which made him sam the epik fale csgo bot slave subskrub loozer. Everyone on the gaming forums new he wuz a compleetly owned by ez bot level. Sam tried anonymizing his
  • u53rn4m3, bu7 3v3ry0n3 kn3w 7h47 h3 w45 full 0f 17. 54m ju57 c0uld n07 f00l 7h3m. h3 w45 700 much 0f 4 n00b. h3 45k3d h15 y0un63r br07h3r 4ndr3w f0r h3lp.
  • "Leet speak? Really big bro. Old news. Check this out." Andrew handed Sam a telegraph key, ".--. .-. . - - -.-- / -.-. --- --- .-.. ..--.." (Translation: pretty cool?)
  • Sam looked at his little brother Andrew with sad, strange, distressed, and to some extent enigmatic eyes. Sam caught the 12:05 to Chatterton, to his new employment as
  • a guidance counselor for the Shimbleton's Home for Adulterated Children. After all, few had the compassion to try and talk or play with them, because they kinda look like furries.
  • I walked past the Shimbleton's Home every day after work. I finally felt so bad for the kids there that I decided to donate my used underwear. I wouldn't usually do that, but
  • heck, it was for a good cause & I like to think I have a good heart. Peeling off my trousers, I slid my underwear down, wadded 'em up & rang the doorbell of the Shimbleton' s.
  • The door opened. I said, "Mr Shimbleton, I believe it's better to give than to receive." How embarrassing, that sounded like poetry! I held out my underwear. He stared at my dinky.
  • This was when Alice Barlow was murdered next door, And Mr. Wormtongue slithered out the door and vanished in the fog. The servant screamed, "Police! Help!" and they arrived.

1 Comments

  1. KnoppferHang Mar 25 2016 @ 03:44

    What a mess.

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