There is nothing worse than making a grammatical

There is nothing worse than making a grammatical or spelling mistake on Folding Story. It was like a kick in the balls. But the damn timer created so much anxiety that
I sweated orange. I had to load up on Gatorade to keep myself from fainting from FS pressure. The problem was compounded by the fact that I'm an English teacher. One missed comma
and my whole world combabulapses in a stinging dungle heap. FUCK! I need more Gatorade!
The press corps stood in stunned silence. No President had so eloquently expressed what was in their hearts before, AND without benefit of a teleprompter. Sure, Bush had made you
scream at the television in frustration, but that wasn't even close to what this commander-in-chief made you feel. Everything was going to be all right after all. World War Three
was an awesome idea. People say there is no such thing as a good war but they haven't watched as many action films as me. Love scenes should be censored but violence should be
an Olympic sport once again. The gladiators really knew what they where doing. For example, the Biathlon, they should ski and then shoot each other. Table Tennis, to the death!
And how 'bout gladiator synchronized swimming as an Olympic sport, huh? The International Olympic Committee pondered the possibilities as they negotiated with the gladiators
in intense heat. "Their heavy uniforms would sink them," said a Committee member. "That's easy to solve, we will find a lightweight metallic material and have it made as underwear
." But the committee head took the prototype and sat around in his 4x4 apartment all day sniffing the prototype. He was discovered and thrown off the committe, which floundered.

Started: 2012-01-20 23:54:54
Finished: 2013-01-28 14:15:30

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