There's this site which might be just what
- There's this site which might be just what you're looking for. Some surprisingly fresh Rabelaisian humor is to be found but inappropriate writing does go on. Don't say I didn't war
- against the trolls, at least the ones I couldn't convert. My missionary work as a humorist made bards of some racist joke-tellers. Rebelais would roll in his grave with laughter if
- he could see me. After all he was the one who said there are a lot more bollocks in the world than men. Being a missionary humorist is no laughing matter and sometimes I lost my
- shit. Like say if a tourist disrespected the Fountains of Bricardo I might go berserker on him or her with a flurry of rabbit punches to the midsection. As a missionary humorist
- I believe the right way to tell a joke is face to face. I decided to spread the word of comedy gospel to the tribes of South America. Go into all the world and proclaim the hijinx
- Everyone deserves to know the joys of laughter, and I shall be the one to bring South America A more abundant life! A life of bad puns, hand buzzers, and whoopee cushions.
- When I lived in Chicago, I lived this way and became a film star. These films were never shown outside
- The Nickelodeon that I kept in the 3rd cellar; the one closest to the hellhole. Somehow, someone in the Infernal Court saw it and wanted me to do a biopic about Satan. I considered
- stealing Nickelodeon's newest creations and making them better quality. Maybe with Satan out of the way there wouldn't be as many badly written fanfictions...
- or maybe there would be even more than ever. Even now I sense the words "Dr. Who sensed something was following him- something from another dimension!" forming like Hell on a page.
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- 2013-10-20 13:51:35
- Finished
- 2017-07-20 13:12:56
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