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"Branton Solicitors". "Dad,I'm in a bit of

  • "Branton Solicitors". "Dad,I'm in a bit of trouble could you help me out?" "Reginald,is that you? Where are you!" "I'm in Fucking, Austria". "You watch your mouth son!" "I'm seriou
  • s I'm in Austria dad!" he yelled. "Well stay there it will be like a vacation." The dad said and hung up.
  • The second-rate wannabe spylords who had entrapped me in Austria had probably imprisoned themselves more than they had me. A donkey of the overworld came at my bidding and
  • -rogynous Body Builders too. The Overworld Donkey and the Sexless Body Builders wore capes and asked me to state, in the correct order, all the Austrian
  • "supplements" that were useful in building mass but that weren't specifically banned by the IBBHC yet. I had no idea. None. So I said
  • "I walk a crowded road, down the boulevard of
  • Late-for-Work. My carpool ends up, yes, just right beside me..." Billy ended with one more pass down the strings and turned to the exec with a smirk. "Even better than
  • your mom was last night!" he exclaimed with more than a bit of childish enthusiasm. The exec simply pointed towards the door. Billy looked around for an approving face, none to be
  • found, except for the satisfied grin of "mom" peeking from behind the Chinese urn in the corner of the exec's office. Billy had just one more score to settle. "And furthermore,"
  • he added, "Why are all civil employees sexual predators? Sheriffs, religious officials, contractors. But none of them will give ME the time of day!" Nobody had an answer for him.
Started
2012-05-19 06:27:29
Finished
2013-02-16 20:07:57

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 17 2013 @ 07:22

    Victor Borge would have helped.

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