The patient has an impossible body type and
- The patient has an impossible body type and is far too thin for her height The Patient has been admitted after having compulsions to respond to partying requests with "aww aww yea"
- This kind of response is always worrisome because it means that the patient only has three more days before she goes full on crazy and starts trying to steal peoples' socks.
- She needed to get her injection before the Odd Sock Syndrome fully set in. The patient sat happily in her hospital bed with odd socks on her feet. The early stages were clear.
- The nurse approached her, coaxing her to take off her socks. "I like the socks," she insisted. The nurse sighed, "but they don't even match!" The patient hissed and crawled back,
- shouting, "Socks don't have to match!" The nurse called for backup.
- The fashion police, however, reached the hospital faster. McGeilmore shoved the nurse away and took out his one-of-a-kind limited Season Chic couture socks from Gucci."These socks
- give me the right to make the last few seconds of your life miserable if you don't tell me where you got those cufflinks with the Templar Shield inlay." McGeilmore of the Fashion P
- -rotection League recognized the cufflinks right away as belonging to Shirley Temple after she got a sex change and became Shawn Temple. But McGeilmore said nothing, hoping that
- the event would be forgotten fast, like a mass shooting, mainly a school mass shooting. Anyway, nobody gives a shite about Shirley/Shawn Temple; the real culprit is Mickey Rooney.
- They THOUGHT they knew Mickey from his Judy Garland film but didn’t know “Rooney the Gun Nut” & his obsessions. He climbed the tower, rifle ready. “This is for you, Judy my love!"
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- 2015-08-24 20:59:08
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- 2019-11-19 12:33:51
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Woab Nov 23 2019 @ 12:39
See what happens when you're too thin? Remember this as you enjoy your holiday meal.