"Iä Iä Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph´nglui mglw´nafh

  • "Iä Iä Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn!" said the Cthulhu Cult Priest with the tentacular mask. "Iä Iä Cthulhu fhtagn!" repeated the cultists.
  • Big Wig, as he was known to the cultists, discarded his robe and faced the crowd. "Drink my brothers! Drink the water of life. We are all that remains on this planet."
  • Then Big Wig took a drink of the water.
  • He spat it all over the junior account executive and covered most of the young man's display. "I said with bubbles, you morons!" yelled Big Wig. He help up the glass. "Only a moron
  • wouldn't get this right"," Big Wig continued yelling until you could see his face redden deeply. He then preceded too
  • swish and sway before starting the dance of the seven veils. It was magical, especially when the seventh veil was removed and revealed
  • The hairy face of the Yeti! Who could have guessed this big hairy beast has the moves like Jagger, the mooooooooves like Jagger? I was mesmerized, I couldn't move, I couldn't
  • help but dance with it! It was all going great when
  • out of the blue there was this really loud bang and
  • it startled me. I banged my head as I jumped, dumping my bang-bang shrimp and banging into the gong as ran from the place, banging into the gang-banger who popped me. BANG!


  1. 49erFaithful Aug 28 2012 @ 18:54

    That's a beautiful Cthulhuian dialect. Just lovely.

  2. Chaz Aug 28 2012 @ 19:38

    I couldn't understand a word he was saying, with all the tentacles. But we had a nice potluck afterwards...

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