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There I was, stifling my sobs into heavy

  • There I was, stifling my sobs into heavy breathes with my forehead against the exterior glass of the sphere. The door wooshed open behind me, and I turned hear it: "EXTERMINATE!"
  • I knew about these things from that Doctor guy. Thinking quickly, I ran up the stairs. "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMIN... Does not compute. Google search stairs." They had WiFi access?
  • WiFi access at the "Comfort Inn" was a total bonus. I mean, that comes with the free continental breakfast? I quit my life and decided to live at the Comfort Inn permanently,
  • where I married a Mexican maid named Gloria. I figured that if I rationed shampoo and built a water slide from my balcony to the pool, this place could be Hotel Sweet Hotel. Money
  • was the problem. Our Hotel clients consisted mostly of desperado wannabes short on pesos. I enlisted a few of the shadier customers in a heist of the local Banco. Gloria said, "No,
  • ai Dios!Como puedo me quedar a cá,sin la plata!"No money,no room...the sign was clear.
  • Crystal clear. I knew where to get the money, bc there is always money in the bananstand. I hopped on my Schwinn 10speed and went to the beach. I had the perfect robbery-disguise,
  • a pink hat with feathers, oversized sunglasses and a matching hula-hoop. More to surprise the victim of my robbery then to be inconspicuous. Besides, I will be long gone by the
  • time they discover my true identity. I'm very proud of my sneakiness and robbery skills, which is why I brag about them in my online dating profile.
  • But, is it really time to let on that I enjoy stealing neighbor's cats and slow cooking them for my five-time award winning chili?
Started
2011-09-13 00:06:15
Finished
2012-09-19 14:21:36

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Nov 04 2016 @ 18:07

    Yes it is time.

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