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The dragon from Shrek was seen by Godzilla

  • The dragon from Shrek was seen by Godzilla in California. Godzilla was in love with dragon her name was Scales(let's go with that). Thus, Godzilla ran all around California and
  • tried proving to Scales that he had a tender side. "I've been volunteering at an urban development NPO," Godzilla said. The pretty dragon saw through him. "That was a court order."
  • "I've also been attending a 12-step program for creatures with anger-management issues. Mothra hosts them at the local Episcopal Church. I can change, Scales, you've just got to
  • believe me." "I've still not forgiven you for that time when you were so drunk you tried to kill me with a forklift." The giant lizard's scaly face was fixed in an expression of
  • smug indifference, which really angered the foreman. The foreman's son was a smug sonofabitch working at a law firm, and he'll be damned if this giant lizard's prickish nature was
  • a greater influence over his son then the foreman's. "I didn't raise my son to take after a slimy lizard like you. Especially not a senator." The foreman vowed to get his son out
  • after the president pardoned his crimes of passion. You know, some people just take it too far with inanimate objects, but in the privacy of our homes, who's to say
  • that a lemon has no conscious? I've seen the lemons do lap dances in the pantry, seducing the canned beans into having a strange love affair. Of course, that's why my son thinks
  • that "conscience" and "consciousness" are the same word. But anyway, these sexually suggestive lemons were "entertaining" the canned beans in the kitchen one night, when my son
  • arrived after a long day. "Mm, bean salad. Let me help!" He sliced the tart lemon; meanwhile a pert can of chickpeas rolled out and fell off the shelf in shock, a has-bean.

1 Comments

  1. Noahisi Nov 03 2015 @ 20:15

    from dragons and Godzilla to lemons and beans XD

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