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Flying through the air , is the best feeling

  • Flying through the air , is the best feeling in the world i mean what can compare to it? Besides eat a peanut-butter and jelly sandwhich but other than that i can fly all day and
  • Night is when I really come out. I wonder the sullen streets alone. I only carry a pistol with tape on the grips, and a sock filled with butter and
  • cheese. Don't ask me why I carry a sock filled with butter and cheese, though. It's a long-standing family tradition that I'd really rather not explain. Pay more attention to the
  • man behind the curtain. (That's a euphemism.) Instead of being concerned with socks and cheese, perhaps we should find out who that man is and why he is hiding behind the curtain.
  • I went around the back of the stage and tugged at the curtain. The man was startled and dropped a puppet that looked like my mom, and another one that looked like
  • Vice President Joe Biden. At that moment, I realized the truth about my mother's secretive relationship and where I had come from. Then the curtain fell and blocked him from view
  • so that I could turn my head and cough out a dial-up modem's handshake instead of the signal we had agreed to in the briefing. Knowing me, the teams knew that was the new signal &
  • Learned to decode it. There was a manual published that was 627 pages. Slim Whitman took a month to read it and Set. Manatee and his she monkeys took five weeks. Complex formulas
  • have been devised to decode the previous fold, but it was probably due to over-enthusiastic typing. Slim Whitman decided to leave it alone and move forward with his life, without
  • once looking back. Although he does pop ‘round for tea and biscuits on occasion which is quite thoughtful. The fold never did get decoded, but perhaps it's for the best. More tea?
Started
2014-10-13 09:51:12
Finished
2018-02-07 23:03:35

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 08 2018 @ 03:13

    Don't mind if I do.
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    LordVacuity Feb 08 2018 @ 05:15

    Are there any crumpets to be had?
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    Woab Feb 08 2018 @ 11:47

    Not any more. You should have asked me back in 1983.

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