By the time you have read this

By the time you have read this
story, five valuable minutes of your life will have passed, that's 350 beats of your heart, and about three quintillion neuron firings. Assuming that you need 100 neuron firings to
conjure up just one memory from early childhood, it seemed highly unlikely that anyone would be able to extract enough data to get as far as the teenage years - never mind all the
extraneous experience cluttering the main memories. It can't be done!Slender fingers poised in mudras appeared in a burst of psychedelia, followed by a caped figure. "Dr Strange!"
shouted a pair of lips that blossomed from the back of his scalp as sitar music played backwards in what seemed to be another room. He looked into the mirror and saw a strange face
He saw SpongeBob in the mirror, The guy screamed in his underwear
as his skin turned yellow and spongey. He called his dog to check if reality was correct, but no, the dog was a slug, and had a tag with the name "Gary." He decided to call his
flim & flam guy, Morty Fishburger, to ask him for a private grift.That a decision had been made was good enough for him & he never did call Morty. So Morty never got to fleece the
locals at the general store. Instead, Morty Fishburger took his 3 Card Monte swindle to a local nursing home & fleeced the staff out of all the adult diapers. When the supervisor
heard about the swindle, she jacked Monty up and shook the diapers off him. Later we learned the supervisor had escaped from a mental institution and Monty Fishburger went to jail.

Started: 2015-01-05 07:57:31
Finished: 2019-12-02 23:43:13

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