"This is an Explausion tablet," the future
- "This is an Explausion tablet," the future man said as he glide-passed the little white pill to me. "Throw it on the ground and everyone around you will explode into applause."
- He had several so I said "Clap if you're horny!" and threw the pill on the ground. Everyone around except us exploded into applesauce. "Damn!" said the future man. "My bad. Here, t
- inkerbell, here's a free life for you." Grateful,TInkerbell flew away, leaving a trail of fairy dust behind. Wiping the dripping applesauce from my eyes, I threw another pill down
- the throat of the sandworm in our backyard. Taming those monsters is a beast! But it was family now. It kept intruders at bay. And it sure did like applesauce and pills! But one
- time we missed our mail for a week.. and the Sunday newspaper. It was only when my sister pointed out that the other end of our sandworm had popped out in our front yard! Imagine!
- Well, we couldn't have that. It was not yet time for the end of the universe, so my sister & I rushed outside to cover up our pet sandworm before our mother's bridge club ladies
- arrived in the garden. Agnes Winterbottom feigned interest in our sandbox. "The termite people lead a decadent life trading in the addictive spice coffee, but the Kilbasa Hadasauce
- is our all-time best seller." Agnes Winterbottom utterly despised sandboxes, and for that matter, children, which only reminded her of the inevitability of decay. When the termite
- rebellion started, she positively encouraged their gnawing the sandbox into dust. But she'd unleashed a monster. The termites then ate her grand piano & her cat. Agnes Winterbottom
- called her friend Blached Spidereater over. "I've got more insects and perhaps some arachnics for you, deary. Think you could clear my place out by supper?"
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