Like many people,Manny was a people-pleaser.It
- Like many people,Manny was a people-pleaser.It didn't please HIM,but it felt like the right thing to do.Until a day when
- it all went wrong. Manny was walking back from the El Salvador mission when an old
- nasty son of a taint say'd "Delicious food, sir" I dunno what the fuck that means, but i go on in the El Salvador mission and troll every guy in that mission. Later that night
- He got a life and learned how to spell. He realized “social networking” was a false consciousness and “online community” was an oxymoron. He stepped outside for the first time in
- 10 decades. Finding the area abandoned, he quickly retreated into his mother's condo and proceeded to
- strip the place bare, loading everything of value onto his truck and taking off down the highway. He pawned everything in pieces on his way so not to attract suspicion, but as he
- was unpacking the last crate he came across an item that stopped him dead. Cradling it by the neck he was suddenly overcome by a wave of painful sentimentality that shook him
- like a polaroid picture. Slowly, he popped the cork and swallowed a mouthful. "We bottled this the night we first met." he reminisced. His eyes glazing over, he
- had a bacchanalian flashback of the nude orgiastic grape stomping that went into this special bottle of Sauternes. All these years later her noble rot still got him
- hammered, but in a good way. He leaned back and sipped his decadent glassful, for he was in no rush. Reflecting on the day's events, he thought to himself, (Brilliant.)
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