The football team had lost another one. 0
- The football team had lost another one. 0 and 11. Everyone hung their helmeted heads and got on the bus. Lumpy the couch just shook his head. The fat kid in the back yelled
- something about his mother and Lumpy surged to the back of the bus. It was enough that he was going to have to face his wife a loser, but sucking it up from a bench warmer was not
- Something he could turn his back on. That was because he had no back.
- For he was an incarnation of Janus, the two-faced god. It certainly made life interesting. Still, life was not as cushy for him as it was for gods with a little more panache. So he
- put on a hat to cover his second face. Naturally. Nothing like two literal faces to make people look twice. The fedora covered most of the back of his head, but left his lips
- exposed. The result? Chap City.
- Chap City was my favorite store for chaps. Sure there were lots of online rodeo supply dealers, but none of them had Brenda. Brenda was divine, with two
- helpings of luscious. I already had a complete wardrobe of chaps, chap substitutes, and chap accessories at home but I still found myself in Brenda's chap checkout line holding
- a state of the line belt to hold my chaps up. In reality all my chaps fit quite snug on me, but i just wanted to see her smile and smell the peppermint gum smell parading from her
- breath. She may have smiled. I'll never know. Her words were too fresh for my taste.
- Started
- 2010-12-15 15:08:26
- Finished
- 2011-03-15 22:25:19
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SlimWhitman Mar 18 2011 @ 13:02
This surely deserves more likes. Even the story is two-faced!
Polka3dot Mar 19 2011 @ 16:48
Thanks! lol i think if they were split up they both would make good stories lol.