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- The monkey typed this on my computer, further proving to me the ridiculousness of the probability of evolution.
- Further elaborating on this limping analogy, a blind parrot accidently pecked in code for a virus when the monkey was scratching his butt. The virus began to multiply & mutate
- it soon began to infiltrate the whole computer system. The "Polly Want A Cracker Virus" left crumbs in all the online folders which soon affected the computer mouse by
- Causing it to fall asleep at the wheel of its mousemobile - this vehicle got 200mpg due to its small size. The CEO of Apple was furious, as were the rest of the bigwigs who were a
- ccosted by the media for not being the first to drive a mouse so fast. Steve Jobs really wanted to be the first to drive a mouse so fast that it would get sent back in time
- but instead, he died in 2011, never having gone to space, like all the other millionaires. Instead, he sent his electronic mouse Bucky over the edge of the Grand Canyon, to see if
- THE GRAND CANYON was formed by a six-mile-wide Asteroid strike some sixty-some million years ago, or if isn't anything more than some-sort-of conspiracy conjured up by a group of
- Silicon Valley sociopaths and conspiracy promoters who knew damn well that the Grand Canyon was carved out by Azra-Chirango space lasers aeons ago, and who were waiting for
- a gigantic phallic asteroid to fall into Arizona, penetrating the vagina-like canyon, titillating that enormous slit in the earth, with lubrication provided by the Colorado River.
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- 2021-09-24 22:20:33
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Ped_Xing Oct 15 2021 @ 03:15
That is one hell of a kink. Wait billions of years for a planet to mature so that it can get it's V-card punched by an asteroid and they get front row seats. I'm just saying.