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Of all the run-down dives on Mars, I had

  • Of all the run-down dives on Mars, I had to enter this one. The turquoise and aqua decor. Johnny Carter's gravelly "I shot the Jeddak." There she was, my fatal flame -- Jezikara
  • Fareesudoku. She was Institutionalist turned Muck Farmer and here she was on Mars, in this jerk-water bar. Of course I wanted her. My Nayon Diodes perked up, and I glided to
  • the nearest Martian tree and scurried like a ninja into a narrow orifice where I hid my nuts. They were going to pelt that much farmer off-worlder, even if the whole jerk-water bar
  • thing came to be. Those farmers were good-for-nothings and quite dangerous to us squirrels. Then again maybe they weren't farmers, I seemed to have forgotten I was not on earth.
  • The alien farmers or whatever they were kept a close on us squirrels. It was getting harder and harder to find food, with them shooting at us every time we stated forging for
  • their nuts. It's not our faults, they have sacks of pralines hanging from legs. We went to our leader. " Oh, Great Wise One, what shall we do?
  • Wob Timo, the great Wise One of the Kingdom of Driscoll, replied, "Confucius say, when man confronted with praline, eat it." Health Inspector Frank emerged with a pair of tweezers
  • stuck to the back of his trousers, unbeknownst to him. Frank picked up a praline and declared it delicious. Wob snickered. "I would give this praline an A+ health inspection rating
  • . It's 100% organic." "Check.. Certified for public consumption" said Monty grinning at Wob & then whispered "Give him the one with larks vomit. Frank'll eat anything".
  • Frank popped it in his mouth, chewed, frowned, then smiled. "Mmm, pretty good" he said & then violently exploded. Monty read "Warning, may cause spontaneous combustion. Oh. Oops."
Started
2011-08-01 19:19:59
Finished
2014-03-03 16:46:31

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