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"Kang-flangid-piece-o-junk-muther-muffler-peas-and-carrots-can't-getz-the-konfoluted-starter-goin!" chunka wheeeeze chunka wheeze ... chicka chicka VOOOOOOM!!! (plink)
a small unimportant piece of the transmission fell out. My newly former girlfriend got out of the van & slammed the door which fell off. My idea to try composted rutabaga as fuel
was a success! The problem with my ex girlfriend was that we try a 3some with her mother. She's a good-looking women & wearing the years well! I stuffed a turnip into the fuel tank
buster which is my pet name for my riding lawn mower. Out there, I can forget about all the nastiness of my wife and her mother. I drift away into a world of unicorns as I cut the
grass, kick up dirt from mown down gopher hills & strafe the fence with stray rocks.So peaceful!Oh there's my neighbor waving and talking but I can't hear him over the riding mower
so I wave back and keep going. Now my neighbor is getting on his riding mower too to try to catch up and stop me. Oh, you wanna race do ya? I gave it all she had, no way was he
going to catch me on my electric wheel chair. I had stolen the thing from the little old lady at Walmart. Knocked her into the rack outside the pharmacy, causing all the Depends
super models to fall and end up as the ones getting caught. Somehow, I knew deep inside that all of this had been on account of them, so let's just say I didn't shed a single tear.

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Finished: 2015-07-17 20:46:31

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