This is your brain.
- This is your brain.
- This is your brain on ponies.
- Pony bologna is a terrible thing to waste.
- If you've never had it, you're missing out. Aside from the high amount of essential nutrients and fibre, it goes great with anything. Pony bologna milkshakes are the best. Anyways,
- that's just me, I'm exotic plus a meat lover. I had polar bear cole slaw, and monkey nuggets, rat summer sausage and hickory smoked platypus mortadella which goes great with
- pork and beans! At that declaration, the vegan bouncers grabbed me by the shoulders and "ushered" me out. Grabbing my spare meatloaf I always kept in my back pocket, I tried
- to wedge the meatloaf in the door but it was no use I was out on the street. Lady Gaga walked by in her meat dress and offered me a lift in her
- arms. I'm a good 3 bills if I'm a pound but Lady Gaga's got some guns on her and she picked me right up, no prob. We meandered casually down 14th, me munching on some raw backstrap
- , and reached a small stage. Lady Gaga belted out 'Bad Romance' while I tap danced expressively. "How difficult is it to look 'revenge' up on babelfish?" a heckler yelled
- but was quickly silenced by my staccato stilettos translating directly onto his face. Oh, this dish IS best served cold...
- Started
- 2012-09-04 20:44:55
- Finished
- 2013-04-10 13:20:45
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