When the Elder Gods moved in to the vacant

When the Elder Gods moved in to the vacant house on Cherry Lane, Mable Klump had been the first brave soul to welcome them, cheesy broccoli casserole in hand. Her sanity blasted
! She hated sanity. It was such a bummer. At least that's what Ms. Klump said at dinner with the Elder Gods. She asked for another glass of Sherry. Orryx raised an eyebrow
and then raised his skirt. Ms, Klump expected this to happen, however. She was glad others understood her insanity, although it did cause her occasional embarrassment. One time
she was eating breakfast and decided she didn't want her cereal anymore so she chucked it out the window...just because. The paper boy was the only one who understood her reasoning
as he too had a breakfast heaving addiction. The paper boy would throw his breakfast at his mother before departing on his round. It was a rare condition
that only affected young males. Doctors tried to study the brains of those affected to figure out who and why the Breakfast Heaving Addiction occurred. The only treatment available
to her. She ran as fast as she could to the grocery store to buy pineapple.
To bake the pineapple upside down cake for her friend Sherry who was
about to turn 37. "Sherry!" She cried "I have baked you a cake!". Sherry fell to her knees & said, "Oh I can't believe it! No one has ever done such an act of kindness to me before
, thanks to you the curse is finally broken!" She disappeared in a purplish cloud of smoke leaving her friend dazzled and confused, and a golden lamp with a rather unpolished look

Started: 2012-10-28 12:28:12
Finished: 2015-09-12 06:43:46

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