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La femme mystérieuse était sur la plage

  • La femme mystérieuse était sur la plage à Nice. Elle attendait le soleil....elle ne voulait plus vivre. Sans Jésus, son petit chien rose, sa vie était misérable
  • "The mysterious woman took a page from Nice. Elle attended the Cirque du Soliel and voolied more life. Without Jesus, son of a tiny rose, she got miserable." So Boneparte said.
  • Oprah asked, "But otherwise you're normal?" Boneparte thought for a moment. "Yeah. But I wish these utterances would come in quatrains or that I could claim Nostradamus as an
  • -drogenous relative. Oprah's book of the month club had really taken a terrible turn. Here was a transgender woman claiming to be Napoleon who was attempting to convince
  • the audience to leave legacies to her in return for cyanide capsules. Surely even Oprah's audience wouldn't fall for that old chestnut. "Please leave Mme Napoleon everything!" sobb
  • Ed Oprah as she recorded her last show. The guest was a three headed man who had an IQ of 390. He was very tall and his hands resembled claws. He had a gift for Oprah, telling her
  • "Here is a gift" & extended his left clawlike hand to present a box containing a Taipan. Oprah asked who she should thank. The head with IQ 30 said "me" the other two heads agreed.
  • I just remembered, this is why I stopped learning their alien language, too much was penis focused. I had been thrown out of school because I said their word for "thank" involved s
  • -haking around like some sort of floppy body part. I didn't even say what body part I meant! After being expelled, I was sent to work in the alien welcome center as a janitor.
  • It was a great job all the free galactic gossip any busybody could get their hands on and, a hot lover with ten hands she couldn't keep off of me. ;)

1 Comments

  1. Rebbie Aug 31 2017 @ 19:29

    Green Banana where ever you are the twists you made on the first fold are sheer comedy gold. ROTFLOL!

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