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Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest.

  • Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest. Fifteen solar tons of chrysanthemum flowers in the hold, for the tea drinkers of the outer rim. When did spacefaring become so humdrum? He
  • read further down the list. "Granola for Ganymede's New Utopians, WD-40 for Alpha Centari" Captain Jettison, owner of Gett'er Done! Space Shipping, wished he was a pirate again.
  • To alleviate the drudgery he illegally opened a Granola bar & took a bite. Capt. Jettison began to hear thoughts from the ship crew. Who was smuggling telepathic drugs to Ganymede?
  • And then Capt. Jettison, choked. His airways closed off. He strength drained. He looked at the granola bar, it was a Luna Bar...his kryptonite. The ship's crew would mutiny if
  • they detected any hint of femininity. Capt. Jettison flipped the channel toward Spike TV, but on the way he came across this touching melodrama about a mother of... GAH! NO!.. Must
  • have forgotten to turn the stove off! Black smoke was billowing from the kitchen! Where's the damn cat?! Through the blaring fire alarms, Capt. Jettison could hear the cat mewling.
  • But Capt Jettison was tired of rescuing cats. So, instead he went to the bar to get smashed. Upon entering the bar, he was greeted by drunk. " Want to make a bet?, he said. Capt
  • declared that the bet would take place in three phases: Round 1 ("your mom" jokes), Round 2 (baking contest), and then Round 3 would be a classic cowboy shootout.
  • Should they both be wounded in the final round & live there would be a bonus round to break the tie. They would have to race St. Bernards through Alaska in December dressed as clow
  • ns. The winter weather worsened as the two contestants donned their clown snowshoes and climbed aboard the giant dogsleds. They raced across the icy tundra towards the finish line.
Started
2012-02-01 20:38:09
Finished
2015-12-10 15:21:48

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 10 2015 @ 17:46

    LOL Idatarod, Foldingstory-style.
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    SlimWhitman Dec 10 2015 @ 17:47

    argghh. I mean Iditarod, Foldingstory-style.

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