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"Bloodsport, the animated series" was tucked

  • "Bloodsport, the animated series" was tucked under Spielberg's arm
  • and his other arm was interlock with Jean-Claude Van Damme's arm, who had agree to reprise his role of Frank Dux for the show. Spielberg smiled, everything was going according to
  • the sign overhead that read EVERYTHING MUST GO! UP TO 50% OFF! I was browsing through a rack of evening gowns when Van Damme's leg roundhoused through a table prop for the set of
  • Top Ice Sculptor, spritzing me with shavings of a shattered swan. No matter. Van Damme be damned. I had found my glittering black gown for the end of the world. "Everything Must Go
  • Go!" And the world erupted into dance. "Everything Must Cha Cha!" As the music changed. The end of the world or the start of something new? Top Ice Sculptors were in a frenzy
  • as the world heated up and the ice began to melt. The ice sculptors were calling out "Stop!! You dancing lunatics are melting my masterpiece!" The warming (and dancing) continued
  • Until the lunatics collapsed from exhaustion. The black ice was also a factor in their deaths, Officer Joe ruled in the final report. The ice sculptors resumed their work and relax
  • -ed their standards. Now they could sculpt anything, not just ice. Shaving cream. Tin foil. Styrofoam. The ice sculpting contest had become a joke and all the lunatics knew it.
  • only lonely old Cootney Cody still ice sculpted. We fashionistas lived a life of felicity until the great blizzard of 2084. We had no way to escape. Power died and so did we but
  • Our fashion legacy would be a beacon through the ages. A legacy that showed that we were all in this together & you might as well look chic while you suffered life's absurdities.

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